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Senate Declares US Bestial Military Dictatorship

For the Senate, in its infinite wisdom, not only has unleashed the military against dissidents – but also against household pets: Senate Repeals Bans on Sodomy and Bestiality in the Military

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(SUNDANCE, Wyoming) - On December 31, 2011, Obama signed the NDAA, codifying into law for the first time in American history that the military can imprison citizens or non-citizens indefinitely, inside or outside the United States, without charges or trial.    (Source: American Civil Liberties Union)

This obscene bill was the work of the US Senate. Every Senator who voted for it needs to be tried for treason, convicted, and hanged by the neck until dead. The President who signed it, with reservations, should get off with a lighter sentence. Like maybe a firing squad – or if we’re feeling really merciful, a lethal injection.

But until that happens, I figure I’ll just make the best of the situation. A couple of weeks ago, as my readers know, I turned myself in for indefinite military detention. I figured it would be kind of cool to have a Marine Corps marching band playing “Halls of Montezuma” as they kicked in my door and dragged me off to a sparkly-new Haliburton detention camp.

But now I’m rescinding my offer. In another email to DHS,* I have explained why: I don’t want to be indefinitely detained by a bunch of sheep-schtuppers.

For the Senate, in its infinite wisdom, not only has unleashed the military against dissidents – but also against household pets:

Senate Repeals Bans on Sodomy and Bestiality in the Military
The U.S. Senate voted Thursday to approve a defense authorization bill which included a provision that not only repealed the military ban on sodomy, but also repealed the ban on having sex with animals — or bestiality.

I wonder which Senator wrote that part of the bill.

I wonder what kind of blackmail videos the Mossad has on that Senator.

I wonder whether that Senator’s preference is for birds, mammals, amphibians, insects, or reptiles. (My guess would be reptiles…with giant cockroaches a close second.)

I realize the US Senate is full of the sickest and most corrupt people on God’s green earth. I realize these guys wallow with pigs and other less hygienic creatures on a daily basis. I’m a tolerant guy – I don’t waste my time worrying about who’s screwing who, or what.

But when US Senators decide to enforce their predilection for having sex with animals on our brave men and women in uniform, that’s where I draw the line.

When the US Senate sends the military into the US heartland to “disappear” citizens into concentration camps – AND WHILE THEY’RE AT IT, TO RAPE OUR HOUSEHOLD PETS, and for all we know the rabbits and squirrels and other innocent animals in our neighborhoods – I say it’s time to rise up in revolt.

So I have rescinded my offer to be indefinitely detained. And I have informed DHS that I will be purchasing the highest-power weapons legally available, stocking up on ammunition, and getting ready to defend the dogs and cats and rabbits and squirrels of my neighborhood against the threat of rape by uniformed perverts sent by the traitors in the Senate.

Though frankly, I’d rather use my guns on those treasonous, animal-raping Senators.

So listen up, Senators: If I ever catch any one of you in the act of screwing a helpless, innocent animal, I’ll blow your filthy head clean off.

And as for that little matter of treason…well, we’ll deal with that when the time comes.

The letter below was sent to the Department of Homeland Security via the form at http://www.dhs.gov/xutil/contactus.shtm

Dear DHS,

I am hereby rescinding my offer to be indefinitely detained by the US military under NDAA. While it is one thing for US troops to violate their oaths to the Constitution by disappearing US citizens without charges, it is quite another thing if the troops in question are serial animal rapists (like the Senators who voted for NDAA).

I do not wish to be indefinitely detained by people who have sex with pigs, monkeys, monitor lizards, giant cockroaches, or other animals.

If you have already sent a Marine platoon full of perverts to detain me, please contact them immediately and rescind my detention orders.


Dr. Kevin Barrett

PS I understand that you bloodsucking imbeciles and parasites at DHS probably also screw animals, having nothing else to do all day, given that 9/11 was an inside job and the “terror threat” is so statistically insignificant as to be meaningless. If so, I urge you to put down that tortoise, think hard about what you are doing, and consider resigning and getting a real job.


Dr. Kevin Barrett is the author of three books including the new revised edition of Questioning the War on Terror: A Primer for Obama Voters, which deconstructs the "war on terror" through Socratic questioning. A Ph.D. Arabist-Islamologist, he has taught languages, literature, humanities, religious studies, and folklore at colleges and universities in the U.S. and abroad.

Blacklisted from teaching at the University of Wisconsin since 2006, Dr. Barrett has recently worked as a talk radio host, author, public speaker, and congressional candidate. One of the best-known critics of the War on Terror, Dr. Barrett has appeared on Fox, CNN, PBS, ABC-TV, and Unavision, and has been the subject of op-eds and feature stories in the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, Christian Science Monitor, and other publications. Dr. Barrett hosts two talk radio shows, one on a liberal and the other on a conservative network, and runs the website TruthJihad.com. He lives in rural Wisconsin with his wife, two children, and a dog named after Salman Rushdie. Learn more about Kevin Barrett by visiting truthjihad.com. Read more of Kevin's work by visiting: questioningthewaronterror.com

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Anonymous January 3, 2012 11:52 am (Pacific time)

on a more humorous note: why make beastiality legal? Seriously, how could you get caught? Are the sheep gonna call 911? Are they gonna put a goat on the stand and question it? When is the last time you heard a sheep complaining about being raped? ok, ok, I will stop, altho I have muchc more, just trying to say how silly this is, and how out of control DC is.

Toni January 2, 2012 8:00 pm (Pacific time)

I liked your article but have one question. Why would you disparage pigs in that way? What did a pig ever do to you that you would use its name in the same sentence as the corrupt Senate?

Anonymous January 2, 2012 3:31 pm (Pacific time)

Time for Kevin to change meds.

Editor: Kevin is addicted to truth, it is a tough one to shake...

Anonymous January 2, 2012 1:02 pm (Pacific time)

this is for the fusion center over on Hawthorne street reading these comments.. I am more of a ghandi and Jesus type person, no fighting, but, I am glad I am not you or others who are using force and weapons to protect the bankers..you are going to lose..guaranteed. And God help you if you have children. As mentioned, I am a sissy and will run away, but I read much and its of my understanding that there are those out there that can hit a deer in the heart at 300 yards...2012 is going to be interesting..I am gonna go hide under a tree somewhere. I just wanted to warn the police, TSA and those working at the fusion centers..I dont want you hurt, so please wake up. As mentioned, I will be hiding somewhere pissing my pants like the big sissy I am, so this is NOT about me...somebody asked me about firearms..I said "well, if someones arm is on fire, we should try to put it out" :-) I just read alot and see what others are saying. Those protecting the bankers are in big trouble and they dont even know it... Its all open for everyone to read, right on the internet. Just thought I would let the fusion center people know.. To the fusion center people, be glad obama signed NDAA..this will help ya cause they can take away anyone now for no reason..and fusion center people? vote obama 2012, it just might save your life a couple more years. Just trying to help, I love u guys/gals. Keep up the good work, but be cautious.. there are people out there that are tired of being robbed by the bankers, and you are protecting the banker..sooo...anyway, be careful, and I will keep an eye out for ya also..I will let you knnow of anything I find out..Right now, its just angry people that can hit a deer at 300 yards..but they probably wont do anything. But just be careful ok?

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