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World Fears Shortage of Kosher Hotdogs in Event of Nuclear Strike on Israel

"Israeli chefs feel very connected to this product. After the tsunami I received phone calls from hysterical people fearing a shortage of Kikkoman - Dudi Afriat, Israeli sushi importer

Israel has real concerns about the recent impacts on Japan.
Israel has real concerns about the recent impacts on Japan.

(ISTANBUL) - Making rounds over the past few days is an item from the Business section of Israel’s Ynet news site, entitled “Israel fears sushi shortage after quake”.

The article begins by noting that, while Japan “has yet to recover from one of the greatest disasters in its history, Israelis fear a shortage in the ingredients of one of their favorite dishes: Sushi”.

In case readers are still unclear as to the identity of the real victims of the Japanese earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear radiation crisis, the second paragraph of the article underscores the frightening dilemma presently facing humanity:

"Many of sushi’s basic components come from Japan or are imported through the battered countries. Will Israelis soon suffer from a shortage of the beloved rolls’ necessary ingredients?"

That all is not lost is confirmed by the article’s subheading, however: “Rice shortage not expected”.

Sane observers appear to be confused as to whether the piece was intended for publication in The Onion, where it would certainly thrive thanks in large part to the article’s protagonist Dudi Afriat, sales manager of the Rakuto Kasei company that imports Kikkoman soy sauce and other sushi paraphernalia to Israel.

Among Afriat’s contributions are pronouncements about the role of Kikkoman in Israeli society:

"Israeli chefs feel very connected to this product. After the tsunami I received phone calls from hysterical people fearing a shortage of Kikkoman."

One thing The Onion editors might have done differently is to make Afriat less of a passive observer. His remark that damage to a Kikkoman factory in Japan has caused “delays in the supply” and fueled shortage fears, for example, might have been jazzed up with a suggestion that the Japanese technicians currently working round-the-clock and risking death to defuse the radiation crisis instead divide their time and energy between the Fukushima nuclear power plant and the Kikkoman factory.

Israel’s tendency to cast itself as uniquely entitled to victimhood is nothing new, of course, although it usually occurs at the expense of Arab and Muslim populations rather than Japanese. Given that the Israeli definition of victim extends even to IDF commandos who kill humanitarian activists in international waters, it is safe to assume that—if something even remotely as devastating as what has befallen Japan were to occur in Israel proper—the Israelis would not take kindly to articles in widely-read media outlets about fears of a decrease in production of Bamba snacks or the award-winning kosher pigs-in-a-blanket.


Belén is a feature writer at Pulse Media. Her articles also have appeared in CounterPunch, Narco News, Palestine Chronicle, Palestine Think Tank, Rebelión, Tlaxcala, The Electronic Intifada, Upside Down World, and Venezuelanalysis.com. Her book “Coffee with Hezbollah,” a humorous political travelogue chronicling her hitchhiking trip through Lebanon in the aftermath of the 2006 Israeli assault, is available at Amazon, Amazon UK, and Barnes and Noble.

Born in Washington, DC, in 1982, Belén earned her bachelor's degree with a concentration in political science from Columbia University in New York City. Her diverse background of worldwide experiences, created a fantastic writer; one whose work we are extremely happy to share with Salem-News.com viewers. You can contact Belén at: belengarciabernal@gmail.com




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clockwerk March 21, 2011 9:47 pm (Pacific time)

israel is so concerned on the shortage of kikkoman that they are sending their nuclear experts, humanitarian assistance and rescue personnel immediately to the site. Right? did they? have they yet? its already 2 weeks plus guys....


Vincent March 21, 2011 10:45 am (Pacific time)

Considering how FILTHY that Kosher food from ---- the MIDWEST, where ever ---- was. That would be a blessing. Remember how those good ORTHODOX Jewish family had all those illegals working for them, and the factories were PIG STYS. Kosher does NOT mean CLEAN.


Ploni Almoni March 21, 2011 10:43 am (Pacific time)

I've seen the videos of those so-called "Humanitarian Activists" as they savagely beat Israelis. You can view that video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6sAEYpHF24

Humanitarians don't bring knives and truncheons on a peaceful mission!

Editor: That qualifies as the stupid comment of the month, what if people said the Jews were taken to the camps because they carried knives?  Well it meant a death sentence for the people aboard the Mavi Marmara.  You should watch 'Valley of the Wolves-Palestine' In this film a Turkish hero tracks down the criminal IDF thugs who attacked those innocent activists and kills each of them.  Excusing the murder of innocents makes you just like the Nazis.  

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